Keys

Went and picked up Guitar Boy from lessons the other day.

Guitar Boy: "Mommy? What is that green thing hanging from your keys?"

I am always highly on alert when the 12 yr. old calls me "mommy." So I decide to have some fun . . .

Me: "Oh, its a bottle opener . . ."

Guitar Boy: "Why do you need a bottle opener on your keys?"

Me: "Well, how do you think drinking and driving accidents happen? The mommies were having trouble with twist off caps!"

Guitar Boy: "MOM! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU CAN'T DRINK BEER WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!!!"

Me: "Your DARE officer has taught you well, Grasshopper!"

How many years of counseling do you think he'll need?